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A lady is in the Hospital having a baby.The top of the head comes out and it has an Affro. The doctor looks up at her and ask her"Did you have sex with a black man",she replyed"Yes but it was only once",The Doctor Said "thats all it takes is one time".The belly comes out and it's yellow,The Doctor ask her "Did you have sex with a Chinaman?",she replied"Yes but it was only once",The Doctor said "thats all it takes is one time".The feet come out and they are red the Doctor ask her"Did you have sex with a Indian?",She replied"Yes but it was only once".The Doctor said"thats all it takes is only one time.So they dry the baby off and the Doctor smacks it on the ass and it starts to cry,The Lady looked up at the Doctor and said "Thank God it didn't bark" | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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A Male whale and a Female whale are out swimming in the Ocean and they see a ship up ahead.The male whale ask the female whale if she wanted to go over and blow their air holesand tip the ship over,she agreed.So they go over there and blow their air hole and the ship starts rocking back and forth and then it tips over,saliors are falling out left and right.They swim off a little bit and the male whale looks over at the female whale and ask her if she wanted to go eat the saliors.She said that she agreed to the blowjob but she has to disagree too swallow the seamen. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Blonde Jokes | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
Here are some Blonde jokes(no offense) | 1.What do you call a blondes panties? Ankle Warmers 2.What do you call a blonde who stands on her head? Brunette with bad breath 3.How does a Blonde die from drinking milk? The cow sits down 4.How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex? Opens the car door 5.What do you call Five blondes in a row? A wind tunnle Tune in next week for more jokes:),if you have any please feel free to e-mail me.Thanks for your time,Till next week GoodBye and have fun. P.S. The jokes aren't meant to do any harm,so if you got hurt i'm sorry Love Ya Jay
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